Funny Poland Facts That Will Make Your Jaw Drop

Being born and raised in Poland, I had a really hard time writing this post. There are so many interesting Poland facts that I am not sure where to start. Maybe by saying that Poles and Russian consume the most vodka per capita in the world? Or that the biggest mammals in Europe live there? Or that Poles have weird celebrations and eating habits?

This post is not short but it’s definitely FUN to read. I’ve put together the best fun facts about Poland that you probably haven’t heard of!

I hope you like my list and that it might inspire you to visit Poland, or at least have an interesting conversation with your Polish friends.

Poles Celebrate Name Day

This is one of the most interesting facts about Poland. When you turn 18 years old, you become an adult and traditionally, you should now celebrate your name day, not your birthday.

How does it look in practice? You will get gifts, and wishes, and organize a party on your name day. Your birthday will probably be forgotten (at least that’s how it worked in the pre-Facebook times).

It may sound odd but it’s quite practical. The dates of each name day are printed out on every calendar in Poland, so you don’t need to remember the dates. You just check it out in the morning and you know immediately who should you send wishes to.

For example, Maria celebrates name days on August, 15th Jolanta on June, 15th, Wojciech on April, 23rd, Krzysztof on July, 25th, Anna on July, 26th, etc. This is one of the most useful Poland facts to remember if you have any friends from there.

The Polish Language Is One Of The Most Difficult In The World

If you are a foreigner living in Poland you will have a really hard time learning how to speak. Polish is considered one of the world’s most difficult languages. Just to give you an idea on the basis of the Polish language:

  • there are many “weird” letters in Polish, like “ą”, “ę”, “ś”, “ż”, “ź”, “ó”
  • 1 word in English can usually be translated into 5+ different words in Polish, all of them have slightly different meanings for example:
    • “two” can be translated into 17 different words in Polish (dwa, dwie, dwoje, dwóch, dwoma, dwaj, dwojga, dwiema, dwojgu, dwojgiem, dwójka, dwójki, dwójką, dwójkę, dwójko, dwójce, dwu)
  • spelling is totally different than writing, the construction of some words doesn’t have any logical sense, you just need to learn them by heart
  • some Polish last names are different for men and women; if the word ends up with “ski”, then it would end up with “ska” for woman, for example:
    • Mr. Kowalski and Mrs. Kowalska
    • Mr. Kownacki and Mrs. Kownacka

Here’s my video about funny Polish words

People Get Married Young In Poland

Did you know that Poland is a country with the lowest marital age in the European Union? The average Pole gets married at 27,9 years old.

It made me realize we understate the average – I was 23 and Patryk was 24 when we got married!

You Get Awarded For Being Married 50 Years In Poland

Couples that are married for 50 years get a reward from the government. There is a special ceremony where they receive medals and congratulations from the city clerks.

We’ve been attending a ceremony like this a few years ago when my grandparents celebrated their 50th wedding anniversary. It’s like they were getting married again. I loved it! We were all crying.

There Are Many Brilliant Inventions We Owe To Poles

Poles’ inventions not only make life easier but also safer, and happier. Here are some of the genius discoveries from Polish inventors:

Here’s the full article about famous people from Poland (follow the link).

Poles Speak English Well

One of the interesting facts about Poland is that the country ranked 11th in the EF English Proficiency Index. It includes all the developed countries in the world, which means Poles speaks English better than citizens of Switzerland, Belgium, or Japan.

Even though the level of English proficiency is so high, most Poles are afraid to speak foreign languages.

It may be because they have low self-esteem and they are sometimes scared of making a mistake. I think the main reason is the Polish educational system that focuses on writing rather than speaking.

Even our ex-Prime Minister Donald Tusk who was a president of the European Council is afraid to speak English. See this video for more.

Poles Love Vodka

Another fun fact about Poland and one many tourists enjoy. Ask any Pole if they have a friend with whom he didn’t get wasted. Most of them will probably reply: ‘no’!

In the past people believed (many still do!) that if you want to have a good Polish friend, you needed to party hard with this person at least once. Many Poles don’t trust newly-met people until they get drunk together. It’s worth knowing that Poles and Russian consume the most vodka per capita in the world.

When you sneeze you will hear Na zdrowie! which means bless you. What’s interesting, Poles are saying exactly the same words before they are drinking alcohol. So bless you and cheers have the same meaning.

I guess Polish people will always find an excuse to get wasted. If you sneeze twice it means that you need to drink Polish vodka! Sneezing three times in a row means that you are going to have sex soon. Is it one of the most fun facts about Poland that you can read?

Poles Have Many Weird Drinking And Eating Habits

One of the weirdest Poland facts is that traditional Polish food is based on fermented veggies. It’s mostly fermented cabbage (kapusta kiszona) and cucumbers (ogorek kiszony). Fermented milk (kefir) is a delicacy in Poland as well.

Even though it may sound disgusting, eating fermented food is very healthy. It doesn’t end up the list of odd culinary habits that Poles have. Here are more of them:

  • In Poland, it’s very popular to drink beer with syrup (usually raspberry or ginger syrups)
  • Poles are eating pizza with ketchup and/or garlic sauce
  • In the wintertime, Poles drink mulled beer or wine with spices such as cinnamon, cloves, or anise
  • Poles eat lots of mushrooms; in fact, mushroom hunting is a popular summer activity in Poland
  • Polish donuts are not round

They are like a ball with frosting on the top, and marmalade, rose jam, or other confiture inside. You must try one when you are visiting the country. They are totally different from those in the United States.

Every year, on Thursday before Ash Wednesday, Poles celebrate Tłusty Czwartek (Fat Thursday). On this day you can eat as many donuts as you want.

Most Poles Dry Their Clothes In An Old-Fashioned Way

You won’t find dryers in the average Polish home. Instead, Poles use clothes airer. They wait for a day or two until their clothes are completely dry.

It’s more time-consuming compared to the American way of taking care of clothes.

Most TV Programs In Poland Are Dubbed By One Male Voice

To be honest, it’s one of the most annoying Poland facts. It’s very rare to see subtitles in Polish TV. Everything is dubbed.

There would be nothing wrong with that if the voices would match the actors. In Poland, they don’t. No matter if it’s a woman, man, or kid speaking, everything is read by the same, male voice.

It’s very strange to listen to the cute girl speaking low, thick voice!

Poland Is One Of The Most Religious Country In Europe

Over 90% of Poles claim to be believers which makes Poland one of the most religious countries in Europe.

There are many controversies over the church in Poland that includes the recent pedophilia scandals. People don’t really like the omnipresent power of priests and that they are not obligated to pay taxes.

It doesn’t change the fact that most Poles identify themselves as Christians.

Poles Kill Dolls Every Spring

It’s a Polish tradition to make human-sized dolls at the end of winter (called Marzanna) and drown it when spring begins. This is how they say goodbye to the winter and, by accident, make Poland a funny and really interesting country. 

Of all the fun facts about Poland, I think this is one of the most unusual.

If you want to discover more holidays and celebrations in Poland that include the Polish version of Thai Songkran, check out this post.

Poles Are Quite Superstitious

Many people in Poland believe in the bad luck of the number 13. They are worried when the black cat crosses their road.

When Poles see a magpie bird, they believe someone will come to visit them.

And a stork in the garden means a woman in a family will get pregnant.

Polish Men Still Kiss Women’s Hands

I love this tradition! Polish men always kiss woman’s hands when the occasion is solemn (e.g. first meeting, name day, etc.). This is definitely one of the best Poland facts, isn’t it romantic? 

You Can’t Name Your Child However You Like In Poland

The final decision is always up to a Head of the Civil Registry Office. If he or she doesn’t think the specific name is appropriate, he/she may refuse to register your child. You need to go to court that will judge who is right. Check the list below to see if your name is acceptable. This is one of the more interesting facts about Poland. We think it’s a very strange law.

There is no list of the forbidden names in Poland, however, there are some names that are ‘not recommended’. Here it is:

Abbadon, Akain, Alexander, Alma, Andrzelika, Arden, Arkhan, Bastian, Benjamin, Bhakti, Boromir, Carmen, Chiara, Clea, Cynthia, Dayan, Emmaus, Ewan, Herrad, Jail, Joshua, Julek, Karl, Klea, Lester, Lilith, Lorina, Majka, Malta, Martin, Martyn, Maya, Merlin, Montezuma, Morena, Nicol (female), Nicole (female), Nika, Nikol (male and female), Nikola (male), Ole, Opieniek, Pacific, Pakita, Strawberry, Rener, Ricardo, Tea, Teonika, Tonia, Tupak, Una, Unka, Wilga, Wolf, William, Xymena.

In Poland, Refusing Is Considered Polite

When your Polish friends are visiting you, you may be surprised that they refuse to drink or eat at your home. Well, in fact, they may be starving or hungry, but in Poland, it’s rude to agree on getting a meal or beverage for the first time someone asks.

You need to ask the second, or third time to make sure they really don’t want anything, or they were just too polite to agree.

It’s one of Poland facts I discovered in high school when I was on students exchange in Germany. I was starving after a long journey. My host asked me whether I want to eat something. Obviously, I said, “no, thanks”. To my surprise, Thomas didn’t offer me anything again but started to eat by himself. 

I went to bed hungry but rich with new knowledge that local customs may be different all over the world.

Poland Tops’

The Longest Pier In Europe Is Located In Poland

Poland has direct access to the Baltic Sea. Sopot (which is part of Tricity along with Gdynia and Gdansk) is one of the most popular beach destinations.

It has the longest wooden pier in all of Europe!

World’s Largest Castle Is Located In Europe

Malbork Castle, situated in Northern Poland is the biggest in the world if you measure by land area.

The Biggest Open-Air Music Festival Is Hosted In Europe

It’s called Pol’And’Rock Festival or Woodstock.

Poland Is The Largest Amber Exporter In The World

It is estimated that 70% of ambers that you can purchase in the world originated from Poland.

Poland Is One Of The Largest Exporter Of Salmon In The World

If you thought that Norway was number 1, you were wrong!

Polish Men Are The Strongest In The World

The world’s strongest man, Mariusz Pudzianowski, is Polish. He won the WSM competition 5 times, more than any other athlete.

Europe’s Oldest Forest Is Located In Poland

To be more specific, on the border between Poland and Belarus. Bialowieza Forest is one of the most beautiful places in Poland.

It’s also home to the biggest mammal in Europe- European bison.

There Are 16 World Heritage Sites In Poland

What’s interesting, 6 of them are located in Krakow or less than a 2-hour drive from this city:

  • Auschwitz Concentration Camp,
  • Wieliczka and Bochnia Salt Mines,
  • Kalwaria Zebrzydowska,
  • the historic center of Krakow,
  • Tarnowskie Gory,
  • wooden churches of Southern Malopolska

3 of them are located less than a 3-hour drive from Krakow:

  • Wroclaw old town
  • Krzemionki
  • wooden churches of the Carpathian region

3 of them are located less than a 4-hour drive from Krakow:

  • Zamosc old town
  • churches of peace in Swidnica and Jawor
  • the historic center of Warsaw

Only 4 of them are located further from Krakow:

  • Torun
  • Malbork
  • Park Muzakowski
  • Puszcza Bialowieska

It’s one of the Poland facts that will help you understand why Krakow is the most popular place to visit for tourists. It’s just it has the highest density of interesting places to visit in the entire country.

Just to give you an idea of how big Poland is: it takes about 12 hours to drive from the south to the east of the country.

Extra Poland Facts You Should Know

We have tried to show you some of the fun facts about Poland, looking at the culture and society but here are some extras that might also help you on your trip:

Quick Poland Facts and Numbers:

  • The population of Poland is just about 40 million, that’s a lot of drying clothes.
  • Poland is the 9th largest country in Europe (which makes it bigger than Italy, Greece, or the UK)
  • The name “Poland” originates from “Polanie” which means ” those who are living in open fields“/
  • The Capital of Poland is Warsaw. This city has undergone many changes over the years and you can see this through the wide variety of architecture that can be found in the city.
  • The geometrical center of Europe is located in Poland, in the village called Piątek (Friday)
  • 35% of the Polish population live abroad (mostly in the US, UK, and Germany)
  • Błędow Desert is one of the few natural deserts in Europe
  • The largest statue of Jesus is located in Swiebodzin. It’s one of the most popular Poland pilgrimage sites.
  • There is a Wild Pigs Beach in Poland. You can literally feed the boars there.

Bonus Poland Facts:

  • It’s rude for men to wear hats indoors; the rule applies specifically to eating and staying in public places like the church.

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57 Responses

  1. Not using the dryer and doing the manual way of drying the clothes is not a bad idea but sometime it get worst because of sun rays of dirty winds. So better to use dryer than manual way of drying clothes. Thanks

  2. Your donuts are sort of our “bolas de Berlim” we just use normal sugar instead icing one. I love eating, so can you guess which is my favourite day in Poland? Fat Thursday obviously :p

    Home alone is also our tradition haha and now I know why my girlfriend is supresticious :p

    The first time I went to Poland I notice how every guy is a proper gentleman, open the doors to the ladies, it’s a great thing to see. Chivalry is definitely not dead in Poland!

    1. Haha yeah Fat Thursday is awesome. The only day in the year when you can eat as many donuts as you want!
      Chivalry is definitely not dead in Poland. Too bad it is in many other countries in the world ;).

  3. shame so many want to leave and come over here.
    The mistrust of neighbours. The poor peasant menatlity is destroying our communities. Many did not ask, nor want, nor need the polish invasion to our shores. It is very sad, especially when you google what poland think of immigrants to their country. I don’t think, as is becoming cl;earer now, that poland is ready to be in the eu.

    1. Let me guess, you are a potential Muslim immigrant? Or an American Jew? Those 2 groups hate us 😉
      Poland is more than ready to be in the eu and has been a member since 2004.

  4. Name day is an interesting fact, at least through this we could remember both the name and date of birth. Many countries are still there who do not use dryer, may be natural air is what they want the clothes to have. Superstition is something which all the countries have and the people believe it too, most common being the black cat crossing you being a sign of bad omen but now a days its just a matter of laugh and bad omen becomes good 🙂

  5. Regarding Poles living overseas…
    … It used to be said that there were more Poles in Chicago than Warsaw. Certainly an immigration hub and possibly true in the 1960s, but the old Polish neighborhoods seem to have been displaced.

    Regarding religion…
    … Every Polish family in America has a picture of the Black Madonna on their wall for solemn prayer. I don’t know if this custom exists in Poland. (By the way, I told my non-Polish wife “you’re not supposed to like church,” and she was horrified).

    Regarding religious sites in Poland…
    … When I visited Poland in the 1990s, numerous Polish villages had a makeshift religious display alongside the road which lead into the village. (These displays were semi-enclosed like narrow wooden bus stops). I’ve never heard any mention of them since. Hope you can confirm.

  6. Regarding geography…
    … Bledow Desert (in Poland) is one of only five natural deserts in Europe. Worth Googling and possibly posting about!

    … Wieliczka salt mine is also worth a mention.

  7. Oh my, I did not realize that I as a 1st generation Pole born outside of Poland was brought up in such a manner that all the statements matched me. I even became an English teacher to prove my abilities at mastering a second language. I am proud of my heritage and yes I do like Vodka.

  8. polish ,,donuts” aren’t substantially “donuts”, this is is something like sweet muffin with rose jam inside, and frosting or powdered sugar outside. In English you can name these donuts “donuts” too, but they are not “donuts”, name this “pączki” (ponchkee) that is good form in english

    1. Thanks for your comment Shush! You are kind of right, however the frosting or powdered sugar is not always the case, you can also have chocolate or other toppings. When it comes to the filling, rose is only one option, there are many others including pudding, chocolate, and more.

      1. No offence but I think that rose on donuts is quite a weird idea, why do you Poles do it? Does it increase the taste? btw I am english

  9. My Grandmother’s name on her birth certificate was originally Weronica but for whatever reason she was called Ramona here in Chicago. She’s been gone now 25 years but every paczki day she made them by scratch and they were filled with prune jam and cover in just granulated sugar. They were the best! I wonder if the fillings and toppings very by regions in Poland. Her homemade potato dumplings are still something I miss to this day. Whether she fried them up in a bit of bacon and onion or put them in her chicken soup no one has come close to her recipe. When I tried to learn from her as a young bride many years ago it was always “just a pinch of this and a handful of that. You’ll know when it looks right or feels right when you stir it.” I’m a good cook but those are sadly two things I never mastered along with her light as air yet hardy yeast bread. Such traditions gone.

    1. Thanks for your comment, Deborah.
      Yeah, when I ask my mom or mom-in-law about their recipe, it’s exactly the same: just a pinch of this and a handful of that.

      Paczki doesn’t really vary by region in Poland. Jam inside and granulated sugar (or icing) on top are still the most popular ones.
      What do you mean by potato dumpling? If it’s kopytka, they may taste worse if you give too much flour. Try giving less, maybe that would help.

  10. Love this! You forgot Smingus Dingus! My favorite day growing up in Poland. My co-workers get water guns each year and spray me. Not the same, but still pretty cool that they enjoy my culture.

  11. l love your comment on men wearing hats in doors as being rude.
    being of polish decent i was taught not to wear my hat indoors and NEVER at the table.
    my father would have bent a fence post over my head if i ever did .

  12. Thank you for helping me on my Poland Project! I got Poland and your site caught me up on alot of the things i didnt know

    Savannah

  13. Oh… At least my name not Sofie. HAHA. Anyway, I wish to go to Poland one day. I like all facts. It’s a really cool place!

  14. I highly appreciate what you’re doing I accidentally came across your post and know will be hooked I am half Polish and half Russian my father was Polish and mother was Russian my father was in Polish army prisoner of War my parents met in consecration camp WII I was the only one born in U.S.A. all my fathers brothers and sisters along with my parents have passed on. Bottom line I think you’re great for doing this I still have cousins and their children in Poland and one day I would love to meet them all in my 60s and hope to do it sooner than later one of my biggest bucket list of all I thank you very much God Bless you and your family.

  15. Thank you so much for your blog
    I’m German and in usa over 50 years , Europe people are full of traditions and it stays with us no matter where we end up

  16. GOD BLESS THEM POLES FOR TAKEN IN THE UKRAINIAN REFUGEES!! POLAND IS ONE OF THE GREATEST COUNTRIES OF THE WORLD !! BEST PEOPLE TO.

  17. I’m Polish and men have to take off their hats, etc. In places of worship, for example, the Church cathedral. Women may or may not

  18. My grandad came to the UK in ww11 as he were in 301 polish air force and stayed in Blackpool, married, had 4 four sons until his death. Zdzislaw Dziegiel. He to were a pow after a German bombing raid over Bremen. A few years back in Warsaw we went a relatives funeral Wotek Cabin. He were a lecturer in the university there. A beautiful, gentle old man came to me and took my hand and kissed it, I basically cried and so did he, he were my grandad’s cousin who said he left at 16 and never heard off him again and were so proud that now his cousin made a life as he never stopped thinking about him . I could sense he were a relative and I’m so glad I experienced that this has happened.
    Plus , I like the way you can buy a kebab pretty much a time there x

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